rickwakeshit:

rickwakeshit:

I like being a fan of king crimson because all of the energy that music fans normally put into being angry at people on the internet is replaced with finding increasingly bullshit ways to upload ITCOTCK to youtube without being copyright claimed

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mspainttaz:

mspainttaz:

mspainttaz:

the most valid thing about taako is that hes a depressed gourmet chef who would serve sour patch kids ice cream at a party that hes catering

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bone ape the teeth

oh swag someone dug up this post id forgotten about, for Good Reason too! because this stuff? tastes like literal poison. those blue bits are rock hard landmines you Do Not Eat and the red stuff is shockingly gross if you hit a thick enough vein. im talking, the flavor equivalent of briefly touching your tongue to a live wire, exquisite, effervescent… the texture is gritty in the way fine sand in between your sweat soaked toes is gritty yet soft; it is fruity and sour and is exactly what tasting the blood of sour patch children should be like. the ice cream itself is actually a pleasantly chemical lemon flavor. i ate half a carton of it and felt taako in the chilis that is my soul. wh

mephedrones:

whotever… im donot have to listen to anybody

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lovetechnique:

sometimes i hate tumblr but then one of you posts a picture of a little cow with curly hair. and i remember why im here.

maplebungus:

denvolnov:

The Good

when you eat pretzel sticks and still have shit stuck in your teeth hours later

kyunmei:

trish goes to narancia’s house

rhythmviolence:

i would never cum. why? because i dont believe they exist

theprimeministerofamerica:

theprimeministerofamerica:

Happy 2 year anniversary to the best YouTube video ever released!

Happy 3 year anniversary to the best YouTube video ever released!

mockiato:

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Every single one of these headlines sure is something

xenosagaepisodeone:

beaky-peartree:

the only DB Cooper theories i accept:

  • he died cuz he was an idiot who jumped out of a fucking plane during a rain storm in the middle of the night
  • it’s tommy wiseau
  • there’s no proof he hit the ground so he could still fall on us at any time