doomstruck-dark:

pbrbot:

khaleesi:

this-tea-tastes-like-sleep:

Omg where have you been all my god damn worthless life

these angels of light brought me a brownie topped with cookie dough at midnight once

Y’all, this is in Athens. My friend, Pete and I got stupid stoned one time and went here after bar hoppin fo a while around like midnight and it was the best thing that has ever happened to us in our entire lives. They keep the cookies in these lil warmers so the cookies are always gooey and yummy. If you ever get the chance to go, you will not regret it.

shit man I went to insomnia cookies today, got myself a peanut butter cookie with a peanut butter cup on top and melted, I could taste the heart attack and it was divine

streetlight-mashedpotato:

This twitter account is my absolute favorite

streetlight-mashedpotato:

This twitter account is my absolute favorite

kanayastrider:

this video is rather satisfying

kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

kireinahana:

spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

kireinahana:

spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

foreveralone-lyguy:

I found a real angry bird today

image

bruhcasso:

they’re onto us

bruhcasso:

they’re onto us

shouldnt:

THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH

bitterglitterqueer:

THIS AVOCADO IS FURIOUS

bitterglitterqueer:

THIS AVOCADO IS FURIOUS

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